Mode: Cruise Control
Thoughts: So, I'm trying to keep my composure.
I'm trying to keep my cool.
I'm trying to-
Shit, who am I fooling? It's crazy. I'm thinking.... about this woman.
She's... I've said enough about her in the past. She's great, awesome, beautiful, etc. And ever since Sunday, I've been thinking about her. Can't get her off my mind, and at this point, I don't think I really want to.
OH. I can say something about her. I can bring her home to my momma.
That's a good thing.
I've been riding the night train for the past 72 hours. I can't sleep, because I close my eyes and smile because I'm thinking about her. So, I'm up, moving around, trying to get her out of my brain, trying to make it so I can get some sleep.
Doesn't work.
Her... her mental capacity is like Cialis, Levitra, and Viagra all rolled into one. I'm serious, it's a major turn on. I love how she thinks, and she knows this. We actually had a video battle. She was listening to that old Troop song (All I Do Is Think Of You), and I was, of course, being me, wondering how could I make this more interesting.
So we kept talking and then she took it to Raphel Saadiq with the Ask Of You video. Me being silly, I asked if any of that was for me. She smiled and said "Uhh, yeah." Instantly, that made me smile, hell, I'm smiling right now. So, I had to fire back. I had to come up with a video that would make even the most prudish woman blush. I had to-
Then, it came to me.
This.
Her: (4/20/2009 12:04:52 AM): WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Her: (4/20/2009 12:04:55 AM): You DID NOT!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Me: (4/20/2009 12:04:59 AM): I did.
Her: (4/20/2009 12:05:02 AM): THAT IS MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: (4/20/2009 12:05:23 AM): I would give some amazing-
Yeah, I went there. Needless to say, the conversation got a LOT more interesting over the next 3 hours.
I'm such a fucking gentleman. So, no hints here on what was discussed.
But it's left me up for the past 96 hours.
And I'm so tired. I look like a zombie. But I'm so intrigued right now.
I'm not rushing shit. I will take my time, hell, just to get to this point, I've taken a LOT of time. A little more won't hurt me, not in the least bit.
"Man this is classic
Call her National Geographic
Her ass is African, but her eyes so Asian
Plus the waist and, time's a-wastin'"
I know 'Ye. But I'm not wasting anything. I promise. I'm gonna slow cook it. I'm gonna make sure it's just right before I bite.
Take that as you will.
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